Unfiltered Story #27877

Oklahoma, USA | Unfiltered | October 5, 2015

(I was sitting at my table enjoying a drink before my meal at this restaurant and there was a family with a baby no more than a year old.)

Me: Hi, little guy! *smiles and waves*

Baby: *barfs all over himself*

(My mom laughed so hard at that and it was pretty funny looking back at it now.

Unfiltered Story #47575

Bundaberg, QLD, Australia | Unfiltered | October 5, 2015

My sister, my two brothers and I were sitting at the table eating dinner while our parents were outside arguing, when my little brother speaks up.

Sam: I wish there was no such thing as angriness.

My sister and I: Naaawww

Other little brother: I wish there was no such thing as Sam.

My sister and I: *facepalm*

Unfiltered Story #56603

Ohio | Unfiltered | October 5, 2015

[I locked my keys in my car and as a result, leave probably half an out late to get to work. Even though I’m guessing I’ll be to work within 10 minutes of my usual time, and my coworker notoriously hangs around talking at me for 15-20 minutes after her shift ends, I call as a courtesy to let her know.]

COWORKER: Hi. [Library.]

ME: Hi, it’s me, I just wanted to let you know, I locked my keys in my car and am only just now leaving. I’ll be there by a quarter after, tops, probably sooner.

COWORKER *long pause*: Should I wait?

[Keep in mind, at this hour, she would be the *only* employee in the library except for maybe one student volunteer.]

ME: Um . . . I would? Yes?


[When I arrived, barely ten minutes after, I saw her walking to her car as I was pulling up. Guess if I wasn’t there to talk at, no reason to stay late!]

Unfiltered Story #32149

OR, USA | Unfiltered | October 5, 2015

(I’m in sixth grade, and we’re in our first few weeks of school. Given the time of year, my Spanish teacher decides to go over our textbooks that we’re going to use. The textbook covers the culture of most of the major Spanish speaking countries, including some states in the US that have a high number of Spanish speakers. At one point I hear a kid whispering this:)

Student: Wait, Texas has a flag?

Unfiltered Story #66964

Helsinki, Finland | Unfiltered | October 5, 2015

(The train I usually take is an express commuter train. Most trains stop at a major transfer station, but this train doesn’t. Before the train leaves Helsinki, there is an automated announcement about this. Today a helpful, but very drunk, passenger decides to supplement it.)

Announcement: This train’s next stop is [town 50 km/30 miles away].

Drunk Passenger: That’s right! So if you’re going to [transfer station] or [other suburban station], get off now because this train doesn’t go there!

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