Unfiltered Story #47570

NY | Unfiltered | September 30, 2015

(I’m offering my family ice cream, but I skip asking my dad because he’s sick and ice cream will make him feel worse)

Me: (asking mom) Hey, do you want ice cream?

Mom: No thank you, I’m good.

Me: (asking sister) Do you want ice cream?

Sister: Ooh, yes please.

Me: (asking grandma) Do you want ice cream?

(My grandma is deaf)

Grandma: WHAT?


Grandma: WHAT?!

Me: *mouthing words* ICE… CREAM.

Grandma: Oh, yes please.

(I walk off to the kitchen)

Dad: Hey, what about me?

Me: You can’t have ice cream, you’re sick.

Dad: But… it’s the thought that counts.

Me: Fine. Do you want ice cream?

Dad: No, I’m good. (grins and goes back to watching TV)

Unfiltered Story #56598

Spanish Fork, UT | Unfiltered | September 30, 2015

Note: my mom is known to be a little scatterbrained on occasion.

I run into my mom at the grocery store, and we shop together for a while. She then begins to wander, claiming that she’s just following me, even though I’m walking behind her. Later, when she jabbed, she parks in a no-parking area, presumably to look for something in her car.

Me, driving by: “That’s not a parking spot!”

A few minutes later, I see a car backing up into traffic a few lanes over. I realize it’s my mom.

Me: “That’s illegal!”

Unfiltered Story #32144

Italy | Unfiltered | September 30, 2015

(When I was in 8th grade, my school offered a week-long trip from the United States to Italy and Greece. Our first full day on the tour buses, everyone gets handed out a weird sack breakfast to eat when we stop at what we were told was a rest stop. Our guide leads us into a building that has a lot of chairs and tables, not unlike our school’s cafeteria, and then disappears. Suddenly, a large angry man begins shouting at our teachers.)

Angry Man: *mostly shouting in Italian* NO! YOU GO! NO NO NO!

(Our guide came running back in, and after a quieter conversation, told us we all needed to get back on the buses immediately and eat there. Turns out, we had been lead into a closed restaurant; the owner had just arrived and forgot to lock the door behind him. The whole rest of the tour was plagued with bad scheduling and logistics: the company expected restaurants to be able to seat all hundred of us without any warning, and for four buses of students, teachers, and parents to be able to all use the same pair of one-seater gas station bathrooms in 10 minutes. Explains why the whole thing was so “affordable”!)

Unfiltered Story #66959

MI | Unfiltered | September 30, 2015


This happened when I was the only cashier on duty, on an evening shift. The store was full of customers.

Customer: I need a roll of quarters.

Me: Sure, just give me a second to pull it from the safe.

I exchange the cash and hand her the roll of quarters. She then asks me to ring up some spray cleaner.

She walks away and I start to serve the next customer. Suddenly she flies back to me, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Customer: You didn’t give me my roll of quarters! I gave you a ten dollar bill and you didn’t give me my quarters! That’s theft! You stupid f—ing b— can’t even exchange money! What the f— is wrong with you!!!

Me: I’m so sorry, maam, but I can’t access the safe without a deposit. I can have my manager count it at the end of the shift and call you…..


Me: Get out of my store or I am calling the police. NOW.

She leaves and about ten minutes later I see her pull up outside the store but she doesn’t come in. I call the police.

She got out of the car and just as she tried to enter the building, the cops showed up and stopped her. She started fighting them and screaming, scratching them with her nails and kicking.

I relay the story to one officer while she continues to shriek at me for “stealing her f—ing money.”

Finally my manager comes in and we count the safe – and it isn’t over $10. All of that nonsense and felonious assault on an officer, for a scam!!

Unfiltered Story #27872

Alvin, TX, USA | Unfiltered | September 30, 2015

Due to bad circumstances im crashing with a coworker friend who hates doing dishes. Her boyfriend is in the process of making brownies when i quickly get up to do the dishes

Friend: oh wow thanks..but why are you washing these?

Me: i saw [boyfriend] making brownies and i want a piece of that action! But i wouldnt feel right eating them without doing something in return so…

I trail off because shes looking at me funny

Her: weirdo. But thanks!

A few minutes later I’m on the couch relaxing and he brings over a plate with strawberries, ice cream and delicious brownies! It was very heartwarming to say the least

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