My sixth-grade teacher was definitely not someone who should be teaching kids. She seemed to have a fascination with death and gore. For instance, for people’s birthdays, instead of the usual birthday song, she had what she referred to as a “birthday dirge”, the words of which are still burned into my brain seven years later:
“It’s your birthday, happy birthday,
Blood and famine and despair,
People dying everywhere,
But it’s your birthday, happy birthday.”
In another incident, she described the effects of scurvy in extremely graphic detail; I remember trying not to throw up. My parents were outraged by this, but as her class was the only home room that our small school used for students in the Gifted program, and there wasn’t any proof, there wasn’t much they could do. I believe they may have reported these incidents to the administration, but if they did, nothing came of it.
The final straw was when my teacher showed us eleven and twelve year olds a documentary on the American Civil War that contained, amongst other things, very graphic images of a soldier getting his eye shot out. When my mom came to pick me up from school (this class was at the end of the school day), I burst into tears. My mom parked the car, marched right into that teacher’s classroom and demand to know why something like that was shown to a classroom of pre-teens. In response, the teacher let my mother borrow the three DVDs she planned to show us so that she could watch it herself.
One of the DVDs was so graphic that my mother later said she couldn’t stomach more than fifteen minutes of it, and the others were also the type of videos that high schools usually send out permission slips for. My mother ended up handing the DVDs to the assistant principal, who was very interested that these were being shown to kids. The teacher ended up being forced into retirement at the end of the year, never to inflict her gory fascinations on schoolchildren again.