Unfamous

(I am watching a music video countdown show. A video by a hip hop artist who has just made it big is playing.)

Grandma: “Who is that?”

Me: *looks up from something else to the video, no artist or song is displayed* “I dunno. I haven’t seen it before.”

Grandma: “Then how is she famous?”

Me: “What?”

Grandma: “How can she be famous if no one knows who she is?”

Me: “Grandma, we’re hardly everyone, the two of us.”

Grandma: *mumbles something under her breath as she storms out of the room*