You’re My Fractional Favorite

(I named my daughter after both of my sisters: the first letter of her name is the first letter of Sister #1’s name and the last three letters are the same as the last three letters in Sister #2’s name.)

Father: *to Sister #2* “[My Name] must love you best. You got three-fourths of the name.”

Sister# 2: “I’m three-fourths the woman [Sister #1] is!”