(Un)Fair Viking Maiden
(We have just attended a ‘Viking Feast’ with our little girl, and our nine-year-old son. They’re both dressed as Vikings, with her in a dress and him in a tunic and pants. He has very bushy, shoulder-length hair, and occasionally gets mistaken for a girl, which is beginning to tick him off.)
Attendee: “Both you girlies look really nice today in your outfits!”
Son: “I’m not a girl!”
Attendee: “Oh, I’m sorry… ‘young lady’!”
Son: “I’m not— aargh!”
Husband: “Get in the truck, ‘girlie.'”
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