Undone Pun
(My dad and I are notorious for making bad jokes. We’re each discussing our days.)
Brother: “—and so then she threw the rest of the owl pellet at me at the end of the dissection.”
(My dad’s face lights up like he’s about to make a joke. We all groan a little. I strike a pose.)
Me: “Everybody brace yourselves; a bad joke is coming.”
Dad: “Actually, no, I’ve decided not to make that one into a joke.”
(Mom turns to my brother.)
Mom: “ Affirmed, Agent J. The training has begun to succeed.”
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