Undeserving Of That Achievement
(This is takes place during halftime of the homecoming football game, the biggest game of the season. The announcer is reading off the achievements of the homecoming candidates.)
Announcer: “…and she also volunteers at [Charity], which raises money for undeserved neighborhoods.”
Crowd: *gasps and snickers*
Announcer: “Underserved neighborhoods! That is underSERVED neighborhoods folks, not unDESERVED!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?