Underweary Of This Story

(I am at home, watching a show where bands and musicians perform. My eight-year-old brother is also watching, and my dad is in another room.)

Brother: *as one band finishes playing, the camera pans to another older man singing* “Who’s that?”

Mom: “Tom Jones. Apparently, he was popular with the ladies. On stage, they would throw their underwear at him.”

Brother: “Really?! Eww…”

Mom: “Your dad would know. Say, “Dad, tell me one thing about Tom Jones.” He’ll say what I said.”

Brother: *runs to other room* “Dad, tell me one thing about Tom Jones.”

Dad: “He has a big penis.”