Underwear Underperforming

(We have some friends from Florida come down to visit. These are some strict business women. After showing them a great night my dad is driving them back to their hotel room because they’ve had just a ‘ittle’ too much wine.)

Woman #1: “That is the most fun I have had in some time.”

Woman #2: “I have my shoes in one hand, socks in the other, and lobster. I love Canada.”

Dad: “That wasn’t fun. In Canada, if you’ve had fun you have your shoes and socks in one hand, and your bra and panties in the other.”