Underwear Oversharing

(Earlier in the day, my boyfriend and I were visiting a friend. He’s always quite affectionate but he was being extra touchy-feely, including sneaking his hand down the back of my jeans when the friend left the room briefly. This discussion happens later over Facebook chat:)

Me: “So you were a bit grabby today…”

Boyfriend: “You’re sexy and pretty! And you were wearing cute underwear.”

Me: “You got hot and bothered by a glimpse of my bra when you were looking down my shirt?”

Boyfriend: “No, it was your panties. You know I love those ones with the stars on them.”

Me: “Why didn’t you tell me my undies were showing?”

Boyfriend: “Didn’t see them. Felt them.”

Me: “…”

Boyfriend: “They’re really soft! And they have that seam up the back.”

Me: “…You’ve memorized the contents of my underwear drawer to the point that you can recognize them by touch. That is real devotion to pervdom.”

Boyfriend: “Still love me?”

Me: “Yes. D*** it.”

Boyfriend: “Yaaaay!”