Underwear Is Overwhelming

(I’m shopping at a large chain clothing store for essentials (shirts, pants, etc.). I gather my things and head toward the checkout where a young, attractive female cashier is working. I set my things down on the counter, and start digging through my purse for money.)

Cashier: *begins folding clothes* “Hi. How are you today?”

Me: “Fine, thanks. And yourself?”

Cashier: “Doing great!”

(The cashier picks up on of the pairs of underwear I’m purchasing and looks them over before she folds them.)

Cashier: “Oh, these are cute!”

Me: “Yeah. That’s why I picked them.”

Cashier: “I don’t suppose there’s any way I’ll see them on you…”

Me: “Umm…”

(I have no issue with anyone’s sexual preferences, but it was such an odd come-on that I just laughed, bought my things, and left.)