Under-weary Of What You’re Wearing
(I work at an inner-city pool and, for some reason, we have a big problem with swimmers trying to swim in their underwear. A male swimmer steps out of the change-room wearing boxer shorts and heads towards the hot tub.)
Me: “EXCUSE ME, SIR!”
Customer: “Huh?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but you cannot enter the pool unless you have proper swimwear.”
Customer: “What? What’s wrong with these?”
Me: “Those are underwear, and it’s a health and safety policy that all swimmers must wear proper bathing suits when entering the pool.”
Customer: “I’m only going into the hot tub.”
Me: “That is considered a part of the pool.”
Customer: “What if you pretend you didn’t see me? I’ll only be a few minutes.”
Me: “How about no?”
Customer: “Argh! Fine.”
(The customer storms off towards the change-room. A few minutes later, I hear the change room open and turn to see the same customer from before, now in swim trunks.)
Customer: “Now can I go in?”
Me: “Uh… yeah.”
(I still don’t understand why he didn’t wear those swim trunks in the first place.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?