Under-wear Me Out
(A guest, an old skinny man, comes down in nothing but boxers. I am female. He’s a long term regular.)
Guest: “Oh… I thought… what happened with that other feller that was here b’fore?”
Me: “He left already. You know, you can’t… um, walk around with nothing on.”
Guest: “I HAVE SOMETHING ON! I’M NOT NEKKID! Oh well, I’d like a wake up call at…” *mumble*
Me: “At when?”
Guest: *suddenly yelling* “AT FAH O’ CLOCK!”
Me: “Five o’ clock?”
Guest: “‘S what I said.”
Me: “Okay.”
Guest: “Well?…You don’t even know which room I’m in?!”
Me: “Room 111 right?”
Guest: *looks dumbstruck* “How…?”
Me: “You stay here every night. I know who you are, Mr. [Name].”
Guest: *nods and wanders off*
(I heard a scream. A young mother and child walking down had seen him, in his underwear.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?