Under The (Micro) Influence
Funny Stories, Hotel, Impossible Demands, Reddit, Stupid | Right
| CREDIT: thecheat420
| November 1, 2024
Me: “Thank you for calling [Hotel]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Hi. My name is [Caller]. I’m a microinfluencer with about 6,000 followers on all major platforms, and I was wondering what deals you had available for me?”
Me: “ABSOLUTELY NONE!”
Caller: “None?”
Me: *With laughter in my voice* “No, goodbye.” *Click*
This dumb motherf***** really said “MICROINFLUENCER”!
Yeah, dude, this hotel — owned by a company that owns nine other hotels, a bunch of apartments, and commercial buildings — would definitely benefit from your 6,000 followers. I laughed so hard I almost fell over.
