Uncouth Bluetooth
(A cellphone customer walks up to my counter with a suspicious look on her face.)
Customer: “Listen… you’ve got to help me! It’s my neighbors; they’re spying on me!”
Me: “I’ll be glad to assist you in any way I can, ma’am. Is this related to your cell phone in some way…?”
Customer: “Yes! They’re spying on me in my shower, with… Bluetooths! And the camera on my phone!”
(I glance at her phone, noting that it is neither Bluetooth-capable or a camera phone.)
Me: “Well, your phone lacks both of those capabilities, so I don’t think you need to worry.”
Customer: “BUT THEY ARE! THEY STOLE THE PICTURES FROM MY PHONE AND PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET!”
Me: “Have you tried calling the police about this?”
Customer: “You’re in on it, too, aren’t you?!” *grabs her things and scurries off*
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