Unconcentrated Juice
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. My name is [My Name] and I’ll be talking care of you today. What may I get you to drink?”
Customer: “Where am I?!”
Customer’s Daughter: “She’ll have a vodka on the rocks… straight.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “Who are you?! Where’s my juice?!”
Me: “Um…” *looks at customer, then back at the daughter* “Are you sure?”
Customer’s Daughter: “Trust me; the vodka is the only thing that shuts her up.”
(I bring them the vodka.)
Customer: “Who are you!? My juice is funny!”
(Three vodkas later…)
Me: “How was your meal, ladies?”
Customer: “You smell nice and you have good juice.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?