Unborn Children Of The Corn

(My coworker is about nine weeks pregnant. We wear aprons over our uniforms so you can’t tell yet.)

Coworker #1: *rubbing her belly* “Look, I have a belly now!”

Me: “Aww, yay, baby belly!”

(Coworker #2 passes by and pauses right where we are to let someone go past him.)

Coworker #2: *sticking out his belly as far as it will go* “I think I’m about seven months by now.”

Me: “Is it a boy or a girl?”

Coworker #2: “Burrito!”