Unborn Children Of The Corn

| San Antonio, TX, USA | Working | May 1, 2017

(My coworker is about nine weeks pregnant. We wear aprons over our uniforms so you can’t tell yet.)

Coworker #1: *rubbing her belly* “Look, I have a belly now!”

Me: “Aww, yay, baby belly!”

(Coworker #2 passes by and pauses right where we are to let someone go past him.)

Coworker #2: *sticking out his belly as far as it will go* “I think I’m about seven months by now.”

Me: “Is it a boy or a girl?”

Coworker #2: “Burrito!”

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