Right Working Romantic Related Learning Friendly Healthy Legal Inspirational Unfiltered

Unbearably Bad Ideas

, , , , , | Right | April 28, 2009

(I worked in a resort over the summer as a concierge.)

Tourist: “Can we see any wildlife in the area, you know, by the side of the road?”

Me: “Sure, we routinely see elk, deer, mountain goats, and bighorn sheep. I’ve seen a couple of wolves, too, and we get a lot of bears.”

Tourist: “Oh! Can we feed the bears?”

Me: “No, sir, the bears are wild bears. They are extremely dangerous and you should never approach any wild animal. Just stay in your car, with the windows up, and you’ll be fine.”

Tourist: “Oh… can we send our kids to play with the bears?”

Me: “That would be ‘feeding the bears,’ sir…”


This story is part of the Wildlife roundup!

Read the next Wildlife roundup story!

Read the Wildlife roundup!

1 Thumbs
7,336