If Only You Could See Yourself

(My dad and I are sitting in the bleachers at a spring training baseball game. There is a guy standing in the aisle, waiting for a handicapped person to pass through and exit the row. A guy behind us starts yelling at him.)

Guy: “Sit down!”

(The guy standing is still waiting for handicapped guy to pass.)

Guy: *louder, practically screaming* “Sit down!”

(This continues until the handicapped guy passes and gentleman sits down. A woman sitting next to us, who is also annoyed, turns to guy.)

Woman: “There, are you happy now?”

Guy: “Yes, now I can see the game!”

My Dad: “’Cause that’s what matters…”

Guy: “That’s what I paid for.”