Unable To Stomach It Any Longer
(Shortly after moving in with my boyfriend, I experienced a severe illness. I was basically bedridden, getting up only to vomit. After that, he gets extremely concerned when I have even the slightest bit of an upset stomach. I inform him that I feel a little queasy. After I take an anti-nausea pill, he hugs me, looking worried.)
Boyfriend: “Are you gonna be okay?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m just a little ‘urpy.’”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Probably because I ate all that chocolate.”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Because it was GOOD.”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Because it was DARK chocolate!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Don’t make me slap you.”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Me: “Well, if you want me to, I will!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
(I lightly pat his cheek.)
Boyfriend: *clutching his face and reeling dramatically* “Whyyy!?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
