Unable To Speak Plainly

, , , | Right | February 4, 2020

(I am taking an order over the phone with a customer who wants chicken wings. I ask him what flavor wings he wants and he says he wants the hot wings but with no hot sauce.)

Me: “So, plain wings?”

Customer: “No. I want hot wings, but no hot sauce on the wings.”

Me: “That would be plain wings.”

Customer: *laughing* “Uh, no. Hot wings. No hot sauce on ’em. Just add ranch on the side.”

(I put the order in for plain wings.)

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