Unable To Pickup On Her Diss-interest
Customer #2: “Excuse me?”
Me: “Hold on a moment, please.” *finishes talking to [Customer #1]*
(Customer #2 huffs and crosses his arms. He paces the floor even though I finish dealing with Customer #1’s problem in less than a minute.)
Me: *putting on the fake smile I use when dealing with difficult customers* “What can I help you with today, sir?”
Customer #2: “I had a funny pickup line I was gonna use but you made me wait so long I forgot!”
Me: “Isn’t that a shame.”
(I twirl my hair around my finger, prominently showing off my engagement ring.)
Customer #2: “Uh…” *walks sheepishly away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
