Unable To Master The Asian Persuasion
I am a bouncer checking IDs at a club entrance. I am also Asian.
Customer: “I forgot mine, but I’m obviously over twenty-one.”
Me: “Sorry, but I can’t let you in without ID.”
Customer: “Ni-hao?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “Konnichiwa?”
Me: “I can’t—”
Customer: “Annyeonghaseyo?”
Me: “Sir, you need to—”
Customer: “Selamat.”
Me: “Oh, no. You have used the secret password. Now I have to let you in.”
Customer: *Eyes wide* “Really?”
Me: “No! Sayonara!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
