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Unable To Master The Asian Persuasion

, , , , | Right | July 14, 2022

I am a bouncer checking IDs at a club entrance. I am also Asian.

Customer: “I forgot mine, but I’m obviously over twenty-one.”

Me: “Sorry, but I can’t let you in without ID.”

Customer: “Ni-hao?”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “Konnichiwa?”

Me: “I can’t—”

Customer: “Annyeonghaseyo?”

Me: “Sir, you need to—”

Customer: “Selamat.”

Me: “Oh, no. You have used the secret password. Now I have to let you in.”

Customer: *Eyes wide* “Really?”

Me: “No! Sayonara!”

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