Marriage Is Rock Solid
(I’m getting a ride from a married couple I know, with the wife driving and husband giving directions. At one point it becomes clear that we’re going in the wrong direction.)
Wife: “Why did you give us wrong directions, [Husband]?”
Husband: “Well, why did you trust my directions? We’ve been married for 30 years. You should know by now that I’m dumb as a rock!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?