UK Needs UV

(I am working at trade show booth. I have very fair skin and often get remarks about it. I have been chatting with a fellow American customer for nearly 10 minutes.)

Me: “Thanks so much for stopping by! I hope you enjoy the magazine. Did you have any other questions for me?”

Customer: “No, no, thank you! Well, wait … are you British?”

Me: “What? Ah, no… no I’m not.”

Customer: “Really!? But…but you’re so PALE!”