Ugly Advice From An Ugly Soul

(I’m skinny, tall, and with long hair. My boyfriend is also my coworker. He’s chubby, short, and his head is shaved. While ringing up a woman, my boyfriend passes by me at the end of his shift.)

Woman: “Was that your boyfriend?”

Me: “Yes.”

Woman: “My goodness, you deserve much better than that. You look like a model and don’t belong with that awful looking junk!”

Me: “Uh, ma’am, I don’t think that’s for you to decide.”

Woman: “I highly advise you to dump him. My friends and family always say I give the best advice and none of them have ever regretted it.”

Me: “Ma’am, could you drop the subject? I’m trying to ring up your
groceries and there’s a line behind you.”

Woman: “Alright. I’ll have a talk with you some other time.”

(So far, this woman hasn’t come back. Hopefully, she never will.)