Ugh… Someone With A Work Ethic
(I’m working in a hotel reception for a few hours, to see what the job entails and learn how to use the specific software used for reservations. It’s a small, privately-owned hotel mostly used for business. As I’m talking with the colleague training me, he mentions that weekends are very dead and quiet. Barely anything will happen, and I will mostly have to find ways to entertain myself during my shift.)
Me: “I wonder what I could do to make time pass.”
Coworker: “You can browse the Web, watch videos, or read a book if you have one.”
Me: “I don’t know. I don’t think I’d feel comfortable doing that while at work.”
Coworker: “Why not?”
Me: “Um… Because I’m here to work?”
(If they want to pay me for sitting there and doing nothing for eight hours, they might as well pay me for staying home.)