U Gotta Be Kidding

Customer: “Where are the pasta sauces?”

Me: “Oh, you’re on the right aisle! Just make a U-turn and they’ll be at the end, on the far wall directly facing you.”

The customer stands there for a second, looking at me.

Me: “Was there anything else?”

Customer: “Do I make a right U-turn or a left U-turn?”

Me: “Maybe I should just show you…”