Typing “Choosing Beggar” On That Keyboard Feels Good

I’m in high school, and one of my hobbies is building custom keyboards and PCs. After I post a picture of my setup online, I receive this message:

Stranger: “Hey, I saw your setup on your story. Where did you get your keyboard? I really like it.”

Me: “Thanks! It’s a GMMK Pro with Sunset Tai-Hao keycaps and Panda Invyr switches. I also custom-printed some WASD keys with my own design.”

Stranger: “Oh, wow. That’s pretty expensive.”

Me: “Yeah. In my spare time, I like to build things like keyboards and PCs.”

Stranger: “Oh, in that case, could you send me one? I want Cherry switches and HyperX keycaps.”

Me: “Those are quite expensive. I suppose I could send you some spare parts from other builds, but doing a full custom build would cost too much. I also charge for commissions.”

Stranger: “You already have a lot of money. Please help someone out!”

Me: “I can’t do that, sorry.”

Stranger: “Why not? You have the money and everything, and it’s just one keyboard.”

Me: “I work for my money, too, and I’m still in high school. We’re all struggling, and I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Stranger: “F*** you! All I’m asking for is a keyboard, and you have loads of them! You still want to be so greedy!”

I respond with a thumbs-up emoji.

Stranger: “F*** you!”