Two Smiths Of The Same Coin

(I’m calling to make an appointment at a clinic I haven’t been to before. It’s run by a husband and wife team.)

Me: “Hi, I’d like to make an appointment for an annual exam.”

Secretary: “Okay, have you been here before?”

Me: “No.”

(She takes all my details, and there is just one question left.)

Secretary:  “Okay, and would you prefer to see Dr. Smith, or Dr. Smith?”

(I pause, thinking this is a joke. When the secretary doesn’t say anything, I answer.)

Me:  “…Uh, Dr. Smith.”

Secretary:  “Okay, I have you down a 3 o’clock with Dr. Smith. We’ll see you then!”