Two No’s, One For Each One
Customer: “Can I get a pack of [cigarettes]?”
Me: “Do you have ID I can look at?”
Customer: “I have a photocopy of it.”
Me: “No, sorry, I need the actual ID.”
Customer: “Or I can show you my tits.”
Me: *Shocked* “No.”
Customer: “What about your manager?”
My manager turns around with a WTF look on his face.
Manager: “No.”
