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(I’m a barber and I’ve just returned from my fifteen-minute lunch break. A customer that refuses to allow any of the other barbers in the shop work on his hair is waiting for me. He looks rather disturbed about something—almost frightened.)
Customer: “Thank goodness you’re here. What took you so long?!”
Me: “Um, I took a fifteen-minute lunch, sir. It’s not that long.”
Customer: “Well, I had to use the bathroom! So, I went to the fast food restaurant down the road.”
Me: “Okay, although our bathroom is perfectly operational.”
Customer: “The man in the bathroom at the restaurant wouldn’t get out of the stall, so I had to use the urinal.”
Me: “Okay, but why are you telling me this?’
Customer: “It was diarrhea, though, so it flushed down well enough!”
Me: “Thank you… for not using our bathroom. And please, don’t share bathroom stories with me again.”
Customer: “Don’t tell anyone what I did!”
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