Twinstigating Trouble
(My cousin is only six months pregnant, but since she’s having twins, she looks further along than she is. I take her out to lunch one day and this exchange occurs.)
Waiter: “Hi, ladies.” *to my cousin* “Wow, you must be ready to pop any day, huh?”
My Cousin: *laughs* “No, actually, but I’m having twins, so I’m a little bigger than normal.”
Waiter: “Ah, I see. So, what can I get—”
(Suddenly, the customer at the next table rudely interrupts us.)
Rude Customer: “Bulls***! It’s women like you always craving attention that make people hate females!”
Me: *to waiter* “To answer your question, you can get that woman away from us.”
Waiter: “That can be arranged!”
(The customer was kicked out, and we got a discount on our meal!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.