Twin Sin

| Romantic | August 13, 2012

(I’m a guy and I often like to say overly inappropriate things. My fiancé and I are with my older sister and my twin brother eating at a booth in a restaurant. We are discussing wedding topics.)

Brother: “I can’t think of what to say during my toast as best man.”

(I think for a minute and start laughing uncontrollably. They wait a few minutes until I calm down to tell them what I thought up.)

Me: “You should say to me, ‘You are my twin brother and my best friend. We grew up doing everything together, it’s just a shame we can’t do [fiancé] together.'”

(We all crack up to the point of tears. My fiancé still married me, and my brother gave a completely appropriate best man speech!)

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