Twin Is More Likely
(I’m working the front desk today, which generally means answering phones, speaking to people who come in, and working on the computer in between. During one of those in-between times, I am writing an email on the computer when I notice someone walk up to the desk in my peripheral vision. I type a few more words to reach a stopping point, then turn and lift my head to greet the person who is waiting.)
Me: “Hi! How can I help you today?”
Customer: *gasps* “Do you have a twin?!”
Me: *confused* “Uh, no, I don’t.”
Customer: “Oh… Then did you get a haircut?”
Me: “Uh, yes, a couple days ago.”
Customer: “Oh, well, that explains it, then.”
Me: *more confused than ever*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
