Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 18

(I work at a video game store. There’s a female customer who comes in often, but rarely buys anything. One day, when she comes in, I decide to help her.)

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “Oh, yes, please. I’m looking for a new game.”

Me: “Okay, what systems do you have?”

(I listen in shock as the customer rattles off almost every platform.)

Me: “What games do you like?”

Customer: “Almost anything. I’m not choosy.”

Me: “Well, how about Fire Emblem Awakening?”

Customer: “Already have it. It’s a pretty good game.”

Me: “Pokémon?”

Customer: “Have it. Almost caught them all… Except for the event Pokémon.”

(This goes on for a good 10 minutes. Every time I suggest a game she already has it, and most of the time, has beaten it. Finally, I can’t find any others.)

Me: “So you have all these games, and caught almost every Pokémon?”

Customer: “Yep.”

Me: “Marry me!”

(The customer, sadly, said no. But she still comes in and looks for more games. Now, every time she comes in my coworkers joke about her being the one that got away…)