Twenty Twenty Admission
I have just delivered a pizza to a guy in a sketchy part of town.
Customer: “You got change for a hundred?”
Me: “Sorry, no. I don’t carry more than a twenty in change.”
Customer: “How come?”
Me: “People are less inclined to rob me if they know I don’t have a lot of cash.”
Customer: “That’s stupid.”
Me: “Well, it keeps us safe.”
Customer: “Nah, I mean it’s stupid because I would still rob a dude for twenty bucks…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “…anyway thanks for the pizza.” *Pays with a twenty and closes the door.*
I’m suddenly worried about where he got the twenty he paid me with.