Tux To Be You!

, , , | Right | November 17, 2020

We sell and rent formalwear for men, like tuxedos.

Customer: *Over the phone* “What time do you close today?”

Me: “It’s a Sunday, so we close early. What time are you thinking of coming in?”

Customer: “I was going for like nine?”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s very late.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “We’ll be closed before then.”

Customer: “Can I just order over the phone and you can have stuff out for me before I get in, then? I am on a schedule.”

Me: “Ma’am, we can’t do that.”

Customer: “But you have to! I don’t know if you know this, but I’m the groom’s step-mom and I have to look nice!”

Me: “Do you need a dress?”

Customer: “Yes! What do you think I’m calling here for?!”

Me: “Ma’am, this is [Formalwear Store]. We don’t sell dresses.”

Customer: *Silence* “Then why the f*** did you call me?!” *Hangs up*

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