Turns Men Into Mewling Quims

| Romantic | October 9, 2013

(I’ve been on a kick watching ‘Thor’ and ‘The Avengers’ over and over again.)

Boyfriend: “Do you have a Loki fetish?”

Me: “No!”

(Actually, I do. I decide to change my phones wallpaper to one of Loki. I show this to the boyfriend.)

Boyfriend: “What? You do have a Loki fetish!”

Me: “No, but he is younger than you.”

Boyfriend: “So you do!”

Me: “I wouldn’t leave you for him.”

Boyfriend: “H***, I’d leave you for him! He has more money than me.”

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