Turning You Into An April Fool

(I am going to a new doctor’s office.)

Me: “Hello, my name is Amber [Last Name], and I’m here to see [Doctor].”

Secretary:  “Okay, April, we have some forms for you to fill out.”

Me: “Sure, but my name is Amber.”

Secretary: “Sorry about that.”

(After I finish filling out the papers, I walk back to hand the secretary my forms.)

Secretary:  “Okay, April, I will tell the doctor you are here.”

Me: “Okay, and my name is Amber.”

Secretary: “I am sorry about that, Amber.”

(After I have seen the doctor, I go past the secretary’s desk.)

Secretary: “Have a good day, April.”

Me: *annoyed sigh*