Turning The Air Navy Blue

(I am around 2 or 3 years old and am at a baby shower with my mom. Note that my dad is in the Navy, so I pick up a few bad habits from him.)

Lady: *to my mother* “Your son looks so cute dressed up in his little clothes!”

Mom: “Oh, thank you. I think so too!”

Lady: *kneels down to speak to me* “You look very handsome today.”

Me: “No s***.”

(This causes a gasp of horror from my mom and laughter to the others nearby who heard it. My mom railed my dad about his language that night!)