Turning Into A Soap Opera, Part 4
I work for a cosmetic brand and I am helping a woman choose between two different shower gels. She can’t decide between two scents. She is so uncertain that I show her the bar soap. She completely freezes and asks:
Customer: “But does it wash your body?”
Me: “Well, yes, it’s soap. It’s for the body.”
Customer: “But how do you use it?”
Me: *Puzzled* “You scrub your body with it.”
Customer: “But can I use it in the shower?”
Me: *More and more dismayed* “Well, yes! It is made for washing your body; it is soap! Where else would you want to use it?”
Related:
Turning Into A Soap Opera, Part 3
Turning Into A Soap Opera, Part 2
Turning Into A Soap Opera
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
