Turning Into A Horror Film

Customer: *recently rented two films* “I want a refund on this DVD.” *holds one up* “It didn’t work!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, it appears the wrong disc was put in this box. The other one seems fine, though.”

Customer: “I don’t care! I couldn’t watch the second one because I was trying to get the first one to work!”

Me: “You were trying to get the wrong disc to play the box film?”

Customer: “Yes! Now you’ve ruined my party I was holding because I was stuck trying to fix it! You need to pay me £50 in compensation now!”

Me: “Yeah, we won’t be doing that.”