Turned The Tables
(It’s a fairly slow day. Only one table is occupied. The guests leave and within half a minute, someone else sits down at that table.)
Me: “Hi! I’ll just clean this table for you. What can I get you to drink?”
Customer: “Aren’t you going to apologize?”
Me: “For what?”
Customer: “For this dirty table!”
Me: “Uh… no?”
Customer: “Well, why the h*** not?!”
Me: “Because there are 30 empty tables where you could sit down, and you picked the only dirty one in the entire restaurant. The previous guests left only a minute ago. How could that possibly be my fault?”
Customer: *disgruntled* “One coffee…”
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?