Turned It On Its Head

(My husband and I are fooling around one morning and he’s laying with his head on my chest, it’s very heavy.)

Me: “Gosh, what is this!? Suffocation by head?”

(We pause and stare wide eyed at each other.)

Me: “Oh, my god! Did I just say that!”

Husband: *laughing* “Well, I suppose we could try that!”