Turn The Back Light On

, , , | Right | May 30, 2021

I’m working at my store’s service desk when a literally dirty old guy walks up with some opened light bulbs. He’s muttering to himself for a minute or so.

Customer: “I want to return them.”

Naturally, he has no receipt.

Me: “We’re normally not supposed to do anything with opened bulbs, but I can replace them if you want?”

Customer: “Your return policy is communism!”

He takes the bulbs and shambles away, muttering to himself. About an hour later, he comes back with the bulbs and a half dozen cans of cat food off the shelves.

Customer: *Scowling* “Is this good enough?!”

Me: “Sorry, sir, all I can do is replace the bulbs.”

Customer: “WELL, YOU CAN KEEP THE SON OF A B**** AND STICK IT UP YOUR A**!”

He threw all of the items at me. I’ve been called a lot of things and had various items thrown at me, but this is still the only time I’ve been told to stick stuff up my a**.

He missed, by the way.

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