Turn That Crown Upside Down

Me: “Do you have a Crown Club Card?”

Customer: “Crown Club? More like Clown Club! What a worthless program!”

Me: “Actually, if you had a Club Card today, you would get a coupon for a small popcorn for $1.”

Customer: “Where do I sign up?”

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