Tudor Cocksure

| Rolling Meadows, IL, USA | Learning | May 18, 2014

(My Spanish class in my senior year of high school tends to go off topic a lot. Some how today we’ve ended up on the topic of the Church of England and how it came to be.)

Student: “So, he just wanted to divorce his wife? Well, why didn’t he just… just ‘oh look at all this land I own’…” *pretends to shove someone* “… and BOOM. Off the tower?!”

Teacher: “Ladies, in case you ever think of dating [Student]… remember that story.”

Student: “Yeah! So bear me sons!”

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