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Trying To Turn The Other Cheek

| Romantic | May 14, 2014

(My husband and I have just finished being intimate. I’m laying on my stomach and he is behind me, facing me. I am very pale, and my rear end is exposed.)

Husband: *looks ponderously at my bottom*

Me: *self-conscious* “What?”

Husband: “You can see my handprint on your butt from earlier!”

Me: *grinning* “I’m not surprised! It kind of hurt.”

Husband: *places hand on bottom next to red mark* “If I smacked you here it would look like a butterfly!”

Me: *laughs hysterically*

Husband: “It’d be a booty-fly!”